WON TON PRODUCTIONS 

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travel
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photos

• 2009 08 23 grand palladium riviera maya  Photos my Dad took from our trip to the Grand Palladium.  He's crazy with that camera.  There's almost 400 pictures here.  He likes to look at these in the winter.  Apparently he's not a skiier.
  
• 2009 08 22 grand palladium riviera maya  It's been five long years since i had a chance to spend some time on a perfect beach like this one.  Nice snorkling off the beach, where I spent some quality time studying a four foot barracuda named "Barry da Cuda".  Had a little boat trip to Akumal where we saw some sea turtles up close and personal.  Lots of beer, food, and great scenery.
  
• 2009 05 09 carlisle/nicofest  here's a few photos from carlisle today.  photos are cool, but to really tell a story, you need video.  i need some time and a beer or two to do a few videos.  hopefully, these photos will whet your appetite for the videos that will be posted in a short while.  to keep it real, i would just like to say, nicofest is the bomb.  thanks to carlisle productions, www.rateddunderground.com, and www.myspace.com/triameraband
  
• 2009 03 14 ski roundtop springfest  another ski season ends with a celebration of seafood and pond skimming.
  
• 2008 12 31 papaws new camera  my dad's new camera.  first roll.
  
• 2008 10 12 reading auto expo  can i just blog here for a minute.  after all it's my site.  by the way, thanks for visiting wonton-productions.  every click on my site earns me absolutely nothing.  so you may ask, why should i do this.  my therapist says it funnels my quest for world domination into something tangible.  i will just leave it at that for now.  anyhow... great weather, great cars, and great drifting just an hour from the wonton studio was enough to peak my interest for this photo shoot.  not to mention a chance to roll my s13 around a bit.  on a serious note, if you are really considering world domination, take your car here...  import intelligence
  
• 2008 10 04 richard stein bar mitzvah  my good friend and ski pal nate's son, richard,  just turned 13.  which is a great excuse to throw a party of monumental proportions.  i suppose you could shorthand the occasion to "stein 13".  let's go a little further and shorten it up s13.  by coincidence, if you own a north american nissan 240sx with a model year from 1991 to 1994 as i do... it is referred to as an s13 chassis.  sometimes, for no apparent reason, the numbers just add up.  i am not sure how bruce kulick of kiss factors into this equation, but i saw him on saturday at the hotel just before going to the bar mitzvah.
  
• 2008 07 05 ocmd  another trip to ocean city, md.  extreme thanks to the hooters girls, captain frank, my handlers, and anyone who ventured in front of my camera.  check back for the movie in a few weeks.
  
• 2005 02 12 sugarloaf  pics from sugarloaf/usa.  strange weather for one week.  monday 50, tuesday drizzle, wednesday 40, thursday blizzard, friday blizzard.  total accumulation: 24 to 30 inches.
• 2005 08 28 disney  photos of the world's most famous mouse empire
  
• 2004 04 07 house  house under construction
• 2004 05 05 mavericks birthday  godson maverick's birthday party
  
• 2004 10 28 iberostar costa dorada  pics from puerto plata DR. from october 2k4 trip
• 2004 02 29 subarbush vt  pics from february 2k4 trip to sugarbush vermont
• 2003 08 09 kids pics  i guess it's photos of nieces and nephews
  
• 2003 08 30 ocmd  one of the many trips to ocean city, md
  
• 2003 11 06 iberostar dr  pics from iberostar resort in punta cana DR.  from october 2k3 trip
  

videos

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original features

• detanotor july 3rd 1987  before wonton was a film director, producer, editor, and winner of multiple emmys and oscars, he was an aspiring rock star.  this video has a running time of 45 minutes and tips the scales at just over one gigabyte.
  
• high def video test  after a botched attempt at filming a slopestyle skiing event.  i had an urge to test out my editing skills with some high def video captured using my new camera.  i wanted to see how sony vegas would handle it.  the editing went okay, but the render is not what i anticipated.  i only could render to 720p successfully.  i tried 1080 multiple times and it crashed.  anyhow... enjoy the video and get into the groove, the high def groove.
  
• caught stealing  old school stop action circa 2001.
• in through the out door  more old school stop action video circa 2001.  this is how it all started.  a few videos, a few beers, now i am practically an institution.  maybe i am just an asylum for creativity.  then again, maybe i belong in an institution or an asylum.
• jar jar  old school stop action circa 2001.  it appears star wars and monsters inc toys were readily available when bmw was three.  now it's just little silver disks you put into an xbox.
• king krunch  monster truck crush car.
  
• i win  an instructional video about a card game the creative team at won ton productions invented.
• wonton kwan footage of wonton training in his unsuccessful bid to make the us olympic skating team.  "break a leg wonton" -Tonya Harding
• squirrels: cute furry animals or... terrorist sleeper cells the latest won ton original feature.  it appears i missed the sundance festival this year.  this will clean up at sundance next year, as long as the squirrels don't attack.  special thanks to my dad, aka papaw, for the squirrel footage.  most squirrels are not that large and menacing unless they are pumped up on the juiced birdseed my parents put out during the winter.
  
• christmas fireworks  you may have heard about christmas in july.  how about july 4th on christmas?  wonton pulls all the stops for his 1st christmas fireworks display.  thanks to tracey, steve, and anthrax for their input.
• we are penn state  wonton takes a day off to do a little tailgating in happy valley.  tailgating is a good excuse to toss a few cold ones back at like 8am.  i am penn state.
  
• win place show  an astute critic of mine gave me the following challenge the other day...  "dear wonton, is it possible to make a movie involving a five year old underpaid child actor, thorobred horses, gambling, and beer?"
  
• night before christmas  the classic christmas tale narrated by won ton.  just a few brief words on this one.  bikinis and santa.  santa and bikinis.  enjoy.
• bmw spitz  bmw chillin' in da pool.
• highway to hell  wonton reprising his role as international karoke star.  the picture is really bad, but the audio steals the show anyhow.

skiing

• ski roundtop 01-02-2010 video  video of my kid brady and my nephew landon skiing better than i ever could possibly ski.  filmed at ski roundtop USA.
  
• welcome to the atl  filmed at ski roundtop pa, this slope safety video entertains as well as informs.  starring emily, emily, ben, landon, won ton, andy, brady, chad, and mike.
  
• Ski Roundtop Smith Rail Jam  rail jam filmed on january 4th 2009.  featuring bmw and won "angus young" ton.  this one's only about 5 minutes long, but took a while with all the editing.
  
• SRRC 2007/2008  ski roundtop race club video.  this is a big file.  if you have a dial up connection, call your cable or phone provider to upgrade.
• 2003  the title is somewhat misleading, but the first half was filmed at straton vermont in winter 2008.  the second half features mike, chad, brady, and landon tearing it up at ski roundtop.
• beaver creek 2007  get on a plane, go to the swankiest resort in colorado and throw it down wonton style.  special thanks to nate for the posh lodging accomodations in the village.
  
• ski roundtop 2007 "and sometimes is seen a strange spot in the sky... a human being that was given to fly" e. vedder, pearl jam, given to fly
  
• sunday river 2007 another year, another ski movie.  the staff at wonton productions once again made a trek to the great white north to ski.  while everyone here was dealing with an ice storm on valentines day, we were skiing in 20 inches of powder, followed by 40 mph winds the next day.  maine can be a cold heartless place.  especially at night, walking up a hill after you just fell down as depicted in act V "can you feel the love".  this year is a special year for the staff.  we are headed west in a couple weeks to show those gold diggers in colorado some east coast style.  wonton has been practicing drinking beer with his pinky out.  i reckon thats what you do at swanky resorts like vail.  they won't know what hit 'em when they see brady ski and marvel at my heavenly cooking skills.  who knows, maybe i will get an invite to sundance next year.  gotta go, wolfgang puck just called about some antibiotic thing.
• mount snow seven  trip to mount snow when brady was seven years old.  thus the title...  seven.
  
• windham 2006 overall it was a bad year for snow.  but, won ton productions CEO still managed to hit the slopes 60 times this year.  my last visit to the slopes is captured in this touching video.
• ski roundtop bumps and jumps 2005 there are a lot of different people skiing in this video.  the little lunatic wearing the silver helmet skiing without poles is brady.  i even have a cameo of brother in law keith cooking.  this video marks the premiere of wonton sports(TM)(R), an exciting addition to the wonton productions family.  wonton sports(TM)(R) captures the essence and stylish individuality of the burgeoning action sports market.
  
• sugarloaf/usa 2005 wonton and brady doing what they do best.  a few of you may remember the old memorex slogan.  "is it live, or is it memorex?"  the staff at wonton productions has ingeniously warped this famous slogan into "is it stupid, or is it wonton?"
• R Games 2004 recorded at wonton's home mountain, ski roundtop.  most excellent footage of bmw throwing it down like a pro.  i think this was the best terrain park roundtop ever had at any time.  period.
  
• Susquehanna 2004 it appears my dad is a late bloomer, but a natural born skiier by my observation.   the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.   just watch bmw navigate a myriad of obstacles, straight up at high speed.

drift/car

• Steve Angerman Street Life Tour 2009  No description required.
  
• Pat Cyr at Street Life Tour 2009  Canadian drift phenom Pat Cyr melting tires in the US of A.
• Drift Brigade at Street Life Tour 2009  Waldin... Bagley...  Martin... Kevin... My hosts for a weekend of debauchery.
  
• B-rad at Street Life Tour 2009  B-rad and I got a groovy kind of love.  Just deal with it Miro.
  
• Street Life Tour 2009 Montage Video  5 minute mixdown of the drifting at the Street Life Tour in Xenia Ohio.
  
• The One and Only Tony  Tony being Tony at the 2009 Street Life Tour in Xenia Ohio.  Tony performed all his own stunts in this video.
  
• Street Life Tour Top 16  This video highlights most of the Top 16 competition from the 2009 Street Life Tour at Kil-Kare raceway in Xenia Ohio.  It's a big file but worth the wait.
  
• Clubloose Hot Moves 2009  Clubloose...  Englishtown NJ...  Drifting...  Hot Moves...  August 2009
  
• Hyperfest 2009: Angerman Raw and Uncut  Hyperfest 2009.  On a wet weekend in West Virginia, Won Ton met his long lost nephew Angerman.  The chaos that ensued was monumental.  The drifting that took place was even a step above that.  Request for this footage came from Angerman himself.... so let it be written, so let it be done.  The subtitle for this movie is Drifting 401.
  
• Steve Stark at State College Oval  July 4th 2009, State College PA oval, Stark - drifting on his home field.
  
• Rated D at State College Oval  July 4th 2009, State College PA oval, Rated D,  tires, fires, and some drifting madness.
  
• Hyperfest 2009 Turn It Up  Won Ton Productions compilation video of drifting related events from Hyperfest 2009 at Summit Point.
  
• Hyperfest 2009 Angerman Practice Run  Angerman laying down the smoke screen during Friday drift practice at Hyperfest.
  
• Hyperfest 2009 Damien Burnout  10 second clip of Damien torturing his tires and Summit Point, WV.
  
• Hyperfest 2009 Donut Competition  Short video of some donuts from Hyperfest 2009 interspersed with the Won Ton Productions drift truck.
• Rated D Underground 60 Second Promo  Rated D Underground Promo video featuring B-rad, Miro, and Jimmy Wang.
  
• Miro Insane Ukraine at ECB2  Rated D Underground driver Miro sliding his 8 cylinder 240 around at East Coast Bash 2.  In car video courtesy of Chaz Boyd.  Photos provided by Mario Vasta.
  
• Jimmy Wang Promo  Rated D Underground driving ace Jimmy Wang sliding his car to infinity and beyond with a cameo by Jimmy Won.  Rated PG-13 (language)
  
• Chip at Clubloose East Coast Bash 2  I was tasked to make a movie with a limited amount of raw footage.  All I had was a little video and the name "Chip".  I sent this off to one of my writers and within an hour he comes up with this concept.  I was not impressed, but marketing saw potential and forced me to edit it.  Screenwriters are some sick, twisted individuals.
  
• Clubloose East Coast Bash 2  Welcome to Englishtown New Jersey.  Drift event filmed at East Coast Bash for Bible on Saturday May 30th.
  
• Carlisle Performance and Style 2009  Drifting, cars, Nicofest etc.
• Astray Racing Promo  This is Won Ton's first attempt at doing a commercial. Special thanks to Juz from Tria Mera for the glorious backround music.  For more music visit the band's site Tria Mera
  
• 2009 Carlisle Steve Stark  Steve was killing the track every chance he had.  This is a small edit featuring his mad drift skillz.  This was filmed on a closed course, please keep your hands on the steering wheel at all times.  Do not try any of this on public roads.
  
• 2009 Carlisle Suislide 240 and BIG White Truck Tandem Drift  This is my first Carlisle video ever.  This was my first time to a car show in Carlisle even though I have lived within an hour of the place my entire life.  I am somewhat happy with this edit.  The editing is minimal, so I was hoping to get some killer HD output that would make your eyes bleed.  Well, Sony Vegas likes to crash and crash and crash while rendering.  Sony Vegas seems to have issues rendering HD video.  Especially to wmv, my preferred format for distribution.  So, what should take 15 minutes to render, takes 2 hours of screwing around to get a lower quality HD video.  Thank you Sony.
  
• Brad and Damien Tandem April 25 2009 Clubloose  No need to write much here.  I think the title covers it.
  
• B-rad!! April 25 2009 Clubloose  April 25th 2009 video of B-rad at Clubloose. B-rad or Die!!  Won Ton does some vocals here.
  
• Tuner Icons 350Z on fire  it appears this site has STARTED allowing the use of CAPITALS.  since I am the only one who updates the site, I guess I have to agree with myself.  well, Matt's "hot" car got real "HOT" last weekend at Clubloose.  enjoy the video Mr. Spock.  this is just a raw video dump.  if I was working, a little Van Halen "On Fire" would have been in the backround.  I guess I have to put this on youtube now as it is.  minus the VH.
  
• agent 00240 trailer 2  Agent 00240 clip of Damien and Matt.
  
• agent 00240 licensed to drift greenland's top special agent 00240 (B-Rad) has been assigned his most difficult mission yet... to save the king of greenland's prized pet chicken from the clutches of the Evil Doctor Yes (BMW)   Watch as Agent 00240 and his assistants Agent 00350 (Matt) and Agent SR20 (Damien) risk it all to stop the Evil Doctor Yes.  Filmed in such exotic locales as Englishtown, NJ and Mechanicsburg, PA.
• agent 00240 trailer 1  Agent 00240 clip of B-rad.
  
• reading drift expo fall 2008  video montage from reading drift expo in reading, pa.  music by tria mera, cars by nissan (mostly), editing by wonton.
  
• hyperfest finals 2008  us drift tandem finals from hyperfest at summit point wv, june21st, 2008.  i am missing one run when i thought an ambulance was going to crushed on the track.
  
• hyperfest 2008  the hyperfest overview is complete.  more cars, a few babes, and a lot of drifting.  drifting is not easy.  i was surprised at the skill required.  you do not see the spinouts on the few televised events i have seen.  i made sure to get a couple of them in here.  by the way, do not rely on me to save humanity.  it appears some people have standards for this.
  
• hyperfest 2008 preview  intro teaser for my hyperfest 2008 video.  it will be a while until it's done.  enjoy the music.  tria mera rocks.
  
• gone in 62 seconds  have you ever been for a ride in a 400RWHP Nissan 240, around a track, sideways at 60mph.  me neither, until yesterday.  did you ever go to a racing event where you hung out in the pits, got some quality track time,  and talked to some of the hottest twins on the planet.  me neither, until yesterday.  once again, a special thanks to the guys at import intelligence for hooking my car up and juz from tria mera for hooking my ears up to some great aussie metal.  "import intelligence rocks!"
  
• life begins at 15 psi  one car's journey is another car's dream.  thanks again to import intelligence in west chester pa for the gift of boost.  matt and company are master mechaincs ready to fulfill all your import needs.  i am looking forward to joining the 400 club.
• nissan driven  how to rice out your 240.

travel

• Grand Palladium Riviera Maya Mexico 2009  A nice 1080 HD render of the beach and palm trees at the Grand Palladium from August 2009.
  
• OCMD 2008  another 4th of july trip to ocean city md.  this video is a good overview of the week.  it has highlights of evan's birthday party, a nice boating sequence, booty shaking, fireworks, hooters girls, road construction, and gives details of the latest wonton business venture, "the wonton school of dance and club style."
  
• OCMD 2007  this video should have been done a while ago.  however, due to the high demand from the wonton sports division, it had to be put on hiatus until now.  it's not great quality, but it will download faster.
• ocean city 71st  apparently i stayed on 71st street in ocean city.  maybe the video will help me remember the trip.
  
• iberostar dr somewhere south of here exists the land of milk and honey.  this time it was at an iberostar resort in the dominican republic.
• iberostar tucan overview i will have to watch this one to figure out where it's from.  mental note, i need a beer.  i mean i need to watch the movie and update the page.  it's the tucan in playa del carmen mexico.  my boss recommended this place and it was well worth it.  not a sprawling resort, but nice sized with trees and foliage everywhere.  you were in the jungle baby, but it didn't bring you down.
• tucan bad karoke these people were pretty bad.  obviously no match for my superior singing skills.
• tucan house band short video of the house band at the iberostar tucan.  nice guys.
• tucan stand by me this was the pinnacle of my career.  it was pretty cool.  the rest of the week people would walk by and say there's the guy from the show the other night.  there is an old saying,"fame always follows talent."
  
• iberostar paraiso beach  in some cases i had so much video i would divide them in to shorter films.  this is from the iberostar paraiso just north or playa del carmen.  expansive property, yet manageable.  the moon palace a few miles north is just too big.  unless you have a golf cart.
• iberostar puerto plata  this was my last trip to heaven on earth.  this goes back to 2004.  i guess time flies when you build a house, a half pipe, a car, and ski your ass off in the winter.  i need to do a little snorkeling down there again.  that can solve any problem you may have with anything.  you just need a little bread, your snorkel, a few rocks near the beach (the fishys like that), and a beer or two.  the bartender and i were pals until the end of the week.  no matter what happens from this point forward, if i die on this beach, i have had a good life.  end of story.
  
• viva las vegas las vegas video for brainiac.  circa 1999.
• vegas october 1999 my second trip to vegas.  after the first one, i needed a small posse to keep me under control.  okay.  encourage me to behave.  somewhat.
  

soccer

• brady pele  if memory serves me correct.  this was brady's first or second season where he played with casa.  his first few years of soccer were not about if he would score, but how many times he would score.  we played a lot of one on one at the old house.  i would play easy on him and let him score.  one day, i decided to step it up and play as hard as i possibly could against him.  absolutely no mercy, as fast as i could run.   his playing immediately improved and he stayed right with me.  even though i am terrible at soccer, he brought our aggressive game to the field and was no match for the other kids.
• brady soccer slam  more goals, more domination.  the evolution of the ace soccer player.  not much in the way of team skills at this point.
• lions soccer  bmw playing soccer.  it appears this was filmed on september 27th 2003.
• soccer  more casa soccer featuring coach lee.  from october 2003.
• white tigers  casa soccer spring 2004.
  
• green usa soccer  this video marks the end of  the casa era.  bmw will most likely play against some of these kids in high school.
  
• cheetah soccer  mechanicsburg rec league soccer.  this was bmw's league following casa but before he started travelling. all the games were at the park beside the house.  nice.  filmed in 2005.
• shootout 2006  more mechanicsburg wildcats soccer highlights.  filmed at the dillsburg shootout tournament.  they lost every game but the last one against dillsburg.
  
• wildcats versus strikers  mechanicsburg u9 wildcats playing dillsburg strikers. this video is a pretty big deal for me.  i just purchased a new computer, video editing software, and moved the web site to a new host.  i am glad that's over.  i just wish it would have been less windy when i filmed this game.  i had to keep the volume down on the crowd noise.
  

motocross

• dasher and friends if you have never been on the bus. this movie will explain it all.  featuring the motocross antics of strick, failor, nevin, stoner, benny, and of course dasher.
• disposable nephew the first trip the bus took to the breezewood proving grounds.  this trip broke the bus in and and practically broke me.  these dudes can party.
• krusty demonz of durt some more action of failor and strick tearing up the local carlisle scene.  if there is a scene in carlisle?
  

skate

• Rated D and Hot List Rated D and Hot List members shred the ramp on 8/13/2009
  
• uplift mofo ramp jam some pretty good vert skating at the old voodo park in new cumberland, pa.  featuring Carlos Baiza.
  
• barn ramp sk8 club this video was filmed at the barn ramp in wellsville pa, the home of buster halterman.  buster makes an appearance towards the end of this video.
  
• bmw huck jam bmw and special guest wonton held the 1st ever bmw huck jam on the basement halfpipe.  i am negotiating with tony hawk's agent for next years video.
  
• brady at cloudbreak skateboarding at cloudbreak.
• fdr 11/01/2003 filmed at fdr skatepark in the city of brotherly love philadelphia right before the boom boom huck jam across the street.  featuring bam margera.

family

• orlando 2001 so junior was like 2.5 years old in this one.  i hope this video will be the highlight of his 10th birthday party.  yes, the bmw will become a double digit midget and will be way taller than his dad in the future, guaranteed.  his cousin landon keeps reminding me that he is sixteen and is taller than me.  well, landon was taller then me when he was thirteen.  so, i am getting use to the jokes.  well, i have more gray hair in my goatee then either of them.  ha!!!  na na-na-na na.  if they can even grow a goatee.
  
• bradys 5th birthday  highlights of bmw's 5th birthday celebration.  who's your daddy.
• come back soon  video for my buddy Tom wishing for his safe return from the middle east.  there is a happy ending here, Tom has served his country well and returned safely.
• emg crabfest  evan, crabs, wonton.  it's crab steaming time.
• zacks 2nd birthday  video from my grand nephews birthday party with bob the builder.
  
• just the two of us  slideshow of my twin nephews when they couldn't walk, talk, or play xbox.
  
• happy birthday jesus  nice music video from the christmas show at my boys day care some time back.
• we three kings another video from the tlc christmas show.  as you would expect, bmw can sing quite well.  just like his dad.
  

audio

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• emily is 13 in the era of won ton video, my musical creativity has taken a back seat.  welcome to the remix to the remix of LA Style's classic techno/club staple, "James Brown is Dead."  this was put together for my niece's 13th birthday party, which i DJed.
  
• deck the halls this is circa 1998.  it's a cut off my critically acclaimed indie release "slick willie's cigar shop" by cyberwak.  "simply riveting" gene simmons, kiss
• jingle bells yet another classic slick willie track.  a yuletide favorite.  this features my accountant, kos, on vocals.  "simply riveting, catchy guitar work" angus young, acdc
• mr. claus this is rated pg-13. circa 2001.  the rating is a catch 22 for me.  i am old enough physically to create it, but i am not allowed to listen to it according to my documented mental age.   starring wonton as mr. claus, the neighbor, timmy, and everyone's favorite sally.  "sounds a little like mr. robinson, but much more riveting" eddie murphy, comedian    "this freak should definitely be on a leash" jonathan davis, korn

• 4 guitar solo dave martin wailing.  you hear some randy rhoades, eddie van halen, and metallica things here.  but it was all dave. 
• 11 metal church the song metal chuch, from the album metal church, by the band metal church.  happy 20th anniversary metal church.  i just saw them with my pals dave and don a few months back.  i ran into detanator's bass player , john, at that show.  first time i saw him in like ten years.  i went to the metal church show with him at the metron way back before i could drive "legally", like 18 or 19 years ago.   pick a random  thursday, head to a local club, and run into your old bass player from 18 years ago. a very cool evening indeed.

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last updated on 1/2/2010